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One witness in the West Virginian Appalachian Mountains reported a Bigfoot sighting while on an overnight camping trip. Bigfoot had been stalking the outside of his tent for a terrifying four hours until finally deciding to wander away. The man stated that Bigfoot "had the worst bad breath in the world" and that he "was generally an unpleasant guy." From this account we deducted that the creature does not prioritize hygiene and can be detected from long distances.

A nail technician at a beauty salon reported that a customer looked eerily tall (9ft) and could lift shockingly heavy objects, such as the entire front desk and the nail technician herself. Bigfoot apparently wanted to "get a manicure" so that he could "look really cool." The technician did not seem particularly alarmed at the situation, but was instead impressed at his immaculate taste. She had nothing but good things to say about this interaction.

There was an account from an employee at an ice rink that reported a tall figure skating on the ice with other fellow customers. The worker said that "the man was so tall that he was creating strong irregular wind patterns as he skated" and that he was "incredibly graceful and talented." After witnessing this spectacle, the employee then scouted Bigfoot to join the professional ice skating team that his business was funding. Bigfoot skated out of the rink and disappeared like a thief in the night, never to be seen there again.